Questions Of The Week

Why the Sudden Rise In Retarded Movie Viewers?

My biggest concern in the movie audiences of today is that people don't care for the subtle moments in movies, all they want is nonstop action. When infact if the movie was nonstop action it would get repeditive relatively quickly. and you need to let the audience have a breather every now and then. I for one love action type movie's that make you have to sit and think about what happened by the end of the movie. I'm not like most retards out there who need the plot of the movie to be spelled out using queue cards of hugely over-acted exposition.

It's almost as if you need nonstop action just keep their attention on the screen, cause God Knows! If, for just a second, there is a subtle moment in the movie they might shift their attention to the floor, or the dude with weird hair in front of them.

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Black Humor! It's Not Funny Anymore!!

Ok, i will admit, Black humor was funny in the early to mid 90's. But not anymore! With the coming of Eddie Murphy. We all laughed at his Fat Black man jokes. and then came Chris Tucker and Chris Rock. I'm not a big fan of either of these two, but they were great for their time. Nowadays black humor just isn't funny to average movie watcher. I mean, racist jokes were at the time really funny. But know it's just to embarrassing to say anything unless your a black dude. Cause if a white dude says a black joke then automatically he's catagorized as a Racist. So if that's true then if a Black dude says a White joke, then shouldn't we assume that that's also a Racist joke, and that he should also be considered a racist!?

With the release of Scary Movie 3 and 4, and following their pitiful success came some the biggest idiotic failure of those years, such as: Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Meet the Spartans, and now coming ever closer to it's release, Disaster movie.

Here's were I get confused, If everyone knows it's going to be a huge flop. Then why do they go to see it. I can understand if your doing a movie review (But thats just cause you have to go, hell your getting payed for it), but if your retarded friend who has HORRIBLE taste in movies went ans saw it and thought it was an absolute laughfest, Don't go watch it! I'm pretty sure if you do go see it you'll come out 10% less intelligent than when you walked in.

________________________________________________________4:41 AM by: CHRIS